I'm Such A Loser

I'm such a loser that no one can spell or pronounce my name right,
I'm such a loser that I'm black all over but I wear pink on the inside.
I'm such a loser that all my childhood friends are in their final year of degree,
I'm such a loser that the last gig I went to was RTW3.
I'm such a loser that the fact I ended up taking Business in UiTM,
I'm such a loser that I get absence warning letter every single sem.
I'm such a loser that I still ask my brother to drive me to places,
I'm such a loser that I proclaimed to fight for your rights but can't even stand those bitches.
I'm such a loser that I have to get my friends to wake me up in the mornings,
I'm such a loser that I'd rather crawl in the couch than go out clubbing.
I'm such a loser that the last CD I ever bought was Glassjaw,
I'm such a loser that the only place I love to hang out at is Andrew's music store.
I'm such a loser that my brain is so dysfunctional that I think I have undiagnosed tumor,
I'm such a loser that I can't have a buffet or I'll end up looking like Homer.
I'm such a loser that my 49kg weight thanks to these thighs,
I'm such a loser that I always fall for the wrong guys.
I'm such a loser that I don't know how to work as a team,
I'm such a loser that I dumped my boyfriend and can't get over him.
I'm such a loser that I can't decide between what I want and what I need,
I'm such a loser that I'd get infatuated everytime I bleed.
I'm such a loser that I could no longer able to write essays on pollution,
I'm such a loser that the only event I'm looking forward to is blood donation.
I'm such a loser that roaches are my biggest fear,
I'm such a loser that I can't go a day without a single tear.
I'm such a loser that the only person I trust is my own damn self,
I'm such a loser that I'm so petite that I'd be mistaken for an elf.
I'm such a loser that I didn't realize that all I do is mime,
I'm such a loser that I can't even rhyme!

Written by Shera (2332: November 20, 2005)